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Thursday, April 19, 2012

no pics, just me

i just found a new favorite t.v. show. it's called best friends forever and it has some really good writing. anyway, i just wanted to make a current list of things i like. i don't care if anybody reads this, it's probably boring, i just want to have it to look back on. i am working on a blog post about a day in my life at work (per bren's request) but it will be a week or so before i get to it...maybe. for now, here's my random list:

t.v shows (in no particular order, i'm just typing them randomly, as i think of them. some of which i never miss an episode, others that i watch whenever i have nothing better to watch):

house (hulu every episode)
best friends forever
revenge (hulu every episode)
how i met your mother
glee (hulu every episode)
amazing race (watch every episode)
psych (hulu every episode)
once upon a time (hulu every episode)
castle (hulu every episode)
modern family (hulu every episode)
the middle
raising hope (hulu every episode)
royal pains
family guy
fashion star
the voice
don't trust the b in apt 23
tosh.0
tmz
arrested development
the celebrity apprentice
drop dead diva
breaking in
the big bang theory
the simpsons

book i am currently reading:

a lion among men (gregory maguire) to be followed by:
out of oz (gregory maguire)

last 5 movies i've seen:

the hunger games (saw it twice)
jack and jill (glad it was free)
red (recently watched dvd, liked it just as much as when i saw it in the theater)
star trek (own it and watch it about once every 3 months)
we bought a zoo (liked it a lot)

what's on my ipod:

a bunch of soundtracks
a lot of top 40 pop songs
mostly girl artists (p!nk, kelly clarkson, etc.)
simon and garfunkle

food i eat often:

salad with paul newman's balsamic vinaigrette
oatmeal with raspberries, blueberries, and a teaspoon of nutella
honey-mustard chicken with spaghetti squash
wheat toast with honey
cheese ravioli with tomatoes
stewart's cream soda
arizona mucho mango
steamed broccoli, cauliflower, carrots with lemon
brown rice, black beans, kidney beans, tomatoes and chicken
giant chewy sweetarts
martinelli's sparkling apple juice
smoothies (orange juice, yogurt, berries, honey, ice)

things i do for fun:

wii
wits and wagers
phase 10
farkle
scrabble
read
t.v.
cross stitch
random art projects
computer
play with maggie

i take maggie on walks, but that's not really fun.

that list is way too short.
the end

3 comments:

Unknown said...: I just watch Best Friends Forever. Why do you love it?; April 23, 2012 at 9:19 PM
shay said...: I want to eat at your house if those are the foods you eat often!; April 25, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Kim said...: Anyone who loves Arrested Development is automatically on my list of cool people. You were already there, but Im just sayin'.; May 10, 2012 at 7:52 PM

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some quotes i find amusing

In a world full of Cheerios, be a Froot Loop!

I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no offspring.

i hope your eco-friendly status symbol doesn't smash into a poor, innocent tree.

a good workplace safety rule is to keep employees apart if their weight differs by 11,850 pounds and the heavier one has two prior murders.

women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. . .on broomsticks. we're flexible like that.

advice is a lot like deodorant, the people you most want to give it to are probably not going to use it anyway.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

"when you use the word 'like' in inappropriate places all the time, it makes you sound like you don't know nothin'!"

"the happiest people aren't necessarily those who have everything, but those who make the most of everything they have."

"you were meant for me. perhaps as a punishment."

"the only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you."

"if you think the problems the government creates are bad, just wait until you see their solutions."

"genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad."

"with focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. like breaking a world record. or growing their own breasts."

"the downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious."

"quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots."

"when you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. unless it's death by meteor."

"since i can't be a good example to others, the least i can do is serve as a terrible warning."

"i can't wait for annie to get her first facelift. . .she's going to need 2 doctors." joan rivers about two-faced annie duke.

"clint black is a one man band. . .he'd give himself a hickie." -joan rivers about the annoying clint black

"no one feels as helpless as someone with a sick goldfish." -so true

"why doesn't he try to kick our ass at being a good person?" -jesse james to dennis rodman with love

“once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” -einstein (thanks trina!)

"it may be true that the early bird gets the worm, but have you ever stopped to consider that the early worm gets eaten?"

"there are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory."

"rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. nobody wants to read the small print in dreams."

"intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings."

"i've always wanted to be somebody, but i see now i should have been more specific."

"the first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."

"how old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?"

"when i was younger, i could remember anything, whether it had happened or not."

"some folks never exaggerate--they just remember big."

"if you're yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning."

"i don't want everyone to like me; i should think less of myself if some people did."

"don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."

"it's no fun doing nothing when you've got nothing to do."

"some people are a lot like slinkies. they don't really do much, but it puts a smile on your face when you see them tumble down a flight of stairs."

"tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic."

"scars are tattoos with better stories."

"i’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"the trouble with life is there’s no background music."

"light travels faster than sound, that’s why some people appear bright until they speak."

"people are seldom too busy to stop and tell you how busy they are."

"the sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up."

"deep down I’m a very shallow person."

"before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!"

"dance, even if you have to warn others to get out of the way first."

"by the time you read this you've already read it."

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danellephant never forgets

Thursday, April 19, 2012

no pics, just me

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