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Saturday, May 16, 2009

where have all the bloggers gone?

i am getting bored. if you'll please note my sidebar, it has been 2 whole days (almost 3) since any of my bloggity-bloggy friends have updated with a new post.

how am i supposed to fill the hours in my day now that college is over and summer is about to begin? come on friends! give me something to read!!! and don't suggest that i join facebook...because school begins again in 3 months, i don't want to be addicted to one more thing come august.

i guess i'll go read a book. oh, i watched an amusing movie today. run fat boy run. and a movie with anne hathaway playing a dark, recovering drug addict. rachel getting married. it was interesting, but as i said, dark. see what i've had to resort to because you've given me nothing to read! help.

7 comments:

Cristy said...: We just watched Run Fat Boy Run last night! Some parts made me laugh really hard, like the assistant coach with his spatula. I have been thinking about watching Rachel Getting Married, since she was nominated for an Oscar for the role. Do you think I would like it?; May 16, 2009 at 11:41 PM
Kristina P. said...: I got nothing! I am currently watching the first season of 30 Rock.; May 16, 2009 at 11:53 PM
Lyndsey said...: go get the book thousand splendid suns....great read....or the book thief is supposed to be great. i will try to update more this week....finals are coming soon.; May 17, 2009 at 5:04 PM
Autumn said...: I am going to do an update right now! Just for you! I have been in the biggest blogging slump! BTW The Book Theif was an AWESOME book! You should read it if you haven't!
Laughing about your sidebar info! So funny! I hate stupid people! I'm so glad that you told him he was stupid!; May 17, 2009 at 6:19 PM
andrea said...: We turned off Rachel Getting Married. It really didn't do it for us. I should be updating soon.; May 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM
Danelle said...: Yes, for anyone else out there reading these comments, I can see how Rachel Getting Married wouldn't do it for some. It's got some bad language, major family disfunction, and the beautiful princess Anne Hathaway is really messed up. I like that kind of movie, but I'm a sinner and probably going to hell.; May 18, 2009 at 8:55 PM
Jenny Williams said...: Did you like Run Fat Boy Run? Crae and I laughed so hard. Crae uses the "Do you see my point?" from the locker room scene quite frequently. Too funny!!; May 23, 2009 at 8:08 PM

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some quotes i find amusing

In a world full of Cheerios, be a Froot Loop!

I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no offspring.

i hope your eco-friendly status symbol doesn't smash into a poor, innocent tree.

a good workplace safety rule is to keep employees apart if their weight differs by 11,850 pounds and the heavier one has two prior murders.

women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. . .on broomsticks. we're flexible like that.

advice is a lot like deodorant, the people you most want to give it to are probably not going to use it anyway.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

"when you use the word 'like' in inappropriate places all the time, it makes you sound like you don't know nothin'!"

"the happiest people aren't necessarily those who have everything, but those who make the most of everything they have."

"you were meant for me. perhaps as a punishment."

"the only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you."

"if you think the problems the government creates are bad, just wait until you see their solutions."

"genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad."

"with focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. like breaking a world record. or growing their own breasts."

"the downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious."

"quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots."

"when you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. unless it's death by meteor."

"since i can't be a good example to others, the least i can do is serve as a terrible warning."

"i can't wait for annie to get her first facelift. . .she's going to need 2 doctors." joan rivers about two-faced annie duke.

"clint black is a one man band. . .he'd give himself a hickie." -joan rivers about the annoying clint black

"no one feels as helpless as someone with a sick goldfish." -so true

"why doesn't he try to kick our ass at being a good person?" -jesse james to dennis rodman with love

“once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” -einstein (thanks trina!)

"it may be true that the early bird gets the worm, but have you ever stopped to consider that the early worm gets eaten?"

"there are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory."

"rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. nobody wants to read the small print in dreams."

"intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings."

"i've always wanted to be somebody, but i see now i should have been more specific."

"the first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."

"how old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?"

"when i was younger, i could remember anything, whether it had happened or not."

"some folks never exaggerate--they just remember big."

"if you're yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning."

"i don't want everyone to like me; i should think less of myself if some people did."

"don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."

"it's no fun doing nothing when you've got nothing to do."

"some people are a lot like slinkies. they don't really do much, but it puts a smile on your face when you see them tumble down a flight of stairs."

"tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic."

"scars are tattoos with better stories."

"i’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"the trouble with life is there’s no background music."

"light travels faster than sound, that’s why some people appear bright until they speak."

"people are seldom too busy to stop and tell you how busy they are."

"the sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up."

"deep down I’m a very shallow person."

"before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!"

"dance, even if you have to warn others to get out of the way first."

"by the time you read this you've already read it."

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danellephant never forgets

Saturday, May 16, 2009

where have all the bloggers gone?

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