Monday, April 6, 2009

suck it out and share it

do you know "those people" who are thin and healthy, but always seem to think they're fat? well i do. i know a lot of them. and i've never understood that line of thinking. i bet the majority of the world's human population is of that same mentality.

well, for some reason i was installed with software of a different nature. i tend to think in the opposite direction. i really wish that i could figure out how to suck this portion of my brain out and share it with others. then we would be evened out a bit. because while my friends and family are all frantically trying to lose "those last few pounds", i am generally at home admiring my rubenesque figure in my full length mirror.

i really do have a bad habit of trying to fit into things that are too small for me...like phone booths.

9 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I wish you could rub that off on me too! You go!

Lisa said...

You always make me laugh!

Filbert Manywhiskers said...
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Danelle said...

what does that mean when an author removes their comment? did they write something mean and then regret it? mispelled a word? now my curiosity has been...is the word peaked? come on, just leave the comments, i'm not here to judge...much. (thanks for the line, kristina)

Autumn said...

I was laughing before I read your comment...now I'm laughing even harder! You crack me up Danelle!

I've been a slacker blogger lately...not because I'm on Facebook or on strike but cause I have absolutely nothing exciting to say. I'm racking my brain seriously!

Poor Mags! I'm so glad she did so well with her surgery! I hate putting my poor Emmy under general anesthesia...it makes me feel so bad. Even taking her to the groomer makes me sad when she cries when I leave! :(

Hope you're doing good! Maybe I'll be able to pop in on your next weekend..I think we're coming to Btown for Easter.

flanneryhouse said...

Nellie - you are the funniest human alive. If I need a good laugh I just check out your blog. I'm still laughing at your "mom" dancing on the bar. This should be your job. Someone should pay you to blog. Hope Maggie is doing OK!!

Cambria, Ryan, Taeg, Tripp and Brigg said...

Danelle, you are so damn funny! I hope that maggie is doing allright. She's so cute!

Shalie and Alex said...

hey nellie!! i love your blog it is so awesome and it gave me a good laugh! you should install some of that "software" into me!hope Magie is doing good!

andrea said...

Okay, so I thought I commented on this post before, but there's nothing here. Maybe I'm the one who deleted their comment?

Today I came over to say thanks for the lemon frosting tip. We had a recipe that used lemon juice (BTW we love lemon cake with lemon frosting) and it turned out okay, but yesterday I was putting my lemon extract with the other extracts, and I thought, "Hmm, I wonder if how that would work?" And now I know. We ate some frosting, so I don't think there's enough to finish the cookies, if I make more frosting this weekend, lemon it is!

What a long, strange comment, but I feel like I know you.