we ordered anyway. now, don't tell nbc, but i'm not typically a fan of subway. you've all seen photos of me, so you could probably surmise that on your own. jared i am not. well, maybe in his before pictures. however, the one thing that makes the entire subway experience one that i can stomach (pun intended) is that they have a1 sauce for the sandwiches. i am absolutely a fan of a1 sauce.
(i even gave myself this haircut once...on accident.)i am not, on the other hand, a fan of bbq sauce. which is what they slathered (if that's a word) all over my sandwich. bbq sauce and a1 steak sauce are two completely different things. so, i got a $5 two-foot-long sandwich. i ate the one with a1 and gave the messed up bbq one to my friend, rona. she didn't even seem too grossed out when i explained that there was a bite out of one of them. a bite that made me nearly vomit!
my sisters played along, and only mocked me a little when i continued to fill out the comment card with the words "save chuck" written across the front and back. they were all, "who's going to see this and do anything about it?" to which my only reply was, "send out good vibes, it will all work out, trust me."
i hope it does. the end. oh wait, ps....chuck knows kung-fu. the real end.
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The whole thing sounds like a scam to me. It's like on facebook when to get the message saying "forward this to 10 friends or your account will be shut down." I admire your determination to save the show, I've actually never watched it.
just to clarify...in case any more of you think i'm an idiot. i do realize that this is a lame hoax. i just like to play along with things like this, because there is nothing else going on in this town. a wee bit o' fun for a gal with no life, that's all. it's fun to make the boy at the subway counter think you've had too much to drink today. gives him a story to take home, as well.
Danelle, I want you for a roommate. I imagine you are quite entertaining. Lynz tells me you are like the blogger Danelle in real life. Good to know you don't just "fake it" on your blog. Like i fake being a really great mother. Those pictures are staged, and I really don't even have 5 kids. Crazy, I know. And while you are saving Chuck, could you somehow resurrect "what about Brian" from the tv dead also. Thanks.
Nellie, did you know you were my manna (sp) from heaven yesterday. You gotta talk to Kacee for the story - it's to funny for public broadcasting. The BBQ sauce was interesting, but A1... that's just not right on chicken.
rona....a1 is right on anything. when i was in college (the second time) and even poorer than i am now, i couldn't afford to buy meat, but i bought a jar of a1 that lasted me about a year. whenever i had a craving for meat i would just taste the a1 and my craving would be satisfied. because really, a1 was all i needed. mmmmmmm.
Danelle A1 really? Hilarious! I am loving that Rona ate your half eaten sick Bbq sandwich! LOL! Even funnier that you threw the poor Btown sandwich makers for a loop and tried to save Chuck single handedly! Love you to death!
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