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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

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well, i can breath easier now. i am finally done creating my halloween costume. i was beginning to get a little sad since i don't work in the preschool anymore and that was my only legit excuse to dress up, when lo and behold (is that saying meant only for religious settings?) i got invited to a halloween party. ME! at a party. can you believe it? honestly, i don't think i've ever been to a halloween party that wasn't in a cultural hall. you might think it's because i have no friends, but really it's just because everyone knows i'll win the costume prize and they can't handle the competition. with my luck, i'll probably get h1n1 and not be able to go. hope not. i'll post photos of the finished costume later...i don't want to ruin the suRprise. ps...don't let the clip art fool you.

10 comments:

Catherine said...: Can't wait to see it. I'm sure it will be awesome!; October 21, 2009 at 11:06 PM
Kristina P. said...: I'm excited! I need to start on mine. We're going to a party too!; October 22, 2009 at 9:32 AM
Autumn said...: I can't wait!! My costume is gonna rock this year too. Since there are 3 of us in the office and a male principal we are going to be the 3 pigs and the big bad wolf! I think I'll make an amazing pig! :) Can't wait for your costume update.

P.S. Totally fooled by the clip art. Trying to decipher it....am I thinking too much?? Probably...; October 23, 2009 at 9:36 AM
jalynn said...: it will be fab, i'm sure! good job on the suRprise spelling.; October 23, 2009 at 1:58 PM
scoot and sara said...: Once again, you crack me up girlfriend. But what can really top Nacho Libre? That was a classic and will be affectionately remembered for years to come. Now I'm on the edge of my seat waiting...; October 24, 2009 at 8:16 AM
scoot and sara said...: OK, this is Rona and somehow Sara's thing pulled up!!; October 24, 2009 at 8:16 AM
Kim said...: I can't wait for the pictures.; October 25, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Jen said...: Can't wait for pics! Can you beat the Nacho Libre????; October 25, 2009 at 1:31 PM
Danelle said...: Jen, the answer to that question is "no, I can not be Nacho!" That is a fact I have had to deal with for the past 3 years...but I do think this years is going to be fun for ME. I'm really excited, even though it's not as great as Nacho. It was cheap, involved some hand sewing on my part, but no duct tape, so it can't be THAT great, right?; October 25, 2009 at 2:06 PM
Danelle said...: I meant "beat" not "be"...although both are true.; October 25, 2009 at 2:16 PM

some quotes i find amusing

In a world full of Cheerios, be a Froot Loop!

I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no offspring.

i hope your eco-friendly status symbol doesn't smash into a poor, innocent tree.

a good workplace safety rule is to keep employees apart if their weight differs by 11,850 pounds and the heavier one has two prior murders.

women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. . .on broomsticks. we're flexible like that.

advice is a lot like deodorant, the people you most want to give it to are probably not going to use it anyway.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

"when you use the word 'like' in inappropriate places all the time, it makes you sound like you don't know nothin'!"

"the happiest people aren't necessarily those who have everything, but those who make the most of everything they have."

"you were meant for me. perhaps as a punishment."

"the only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you."

"if you think the problems the government creates are bad, just wait until you see their solutions."

"genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad."

"with focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. like breaking a world record. or growing their own breasts."

"the downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious."

"quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots."

"when you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. unless it's death by meteor."

"since i can't be a good example to others, the least i can do is serve as a terrible warning."

"i can't wait for annie to get her first facelift. . .she's going to need 2 doctors." joan rivers about two-faced annie duke.

"clint black is a one man band. . .he'd give himself a hickie." -joan rivers about the annoying clint black

"no one feels as helpless as someone with a sick goldfish." -so true

"why doesn't he try to kick our ass at being a good person?" -jesse james to dennis rodman with love

“once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” -einstein (thanks trina!)

"it may be true that the early bird gets the worm, but have you ever stopped to consider that the early worm gets eaten?"

"there are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory."

"rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. nobody wants to read the small print in dreams."

"intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings."

"i've always wanted to be somebody, but i see now i should have been more specific."

"the first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."

"how old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?"

"when i was younger, i could remember anything, whether it had happened or not."

"some folks never exaggerate--they just remember big."

"if you're yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning."

"i don't want everyone to like me; i should think less of myself if some people did."

"don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."

"it's no fun doing nothing when you've got nothing to do."

"some people are a lot like slinkies. they don't really do much, but it puts a smile on your face when you see them tumble down a flight of stairs."

"tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic."

"scars are tattoos with better stories."

"i’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"the trouble with life is there’s no background music."

"light travels faster than sound, that’s why some people appear bright until they speak."

"people are seldom too busy to stop and tell you how busy they are."

"the sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up."

"deep down I’m a very shallow person."

"before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!"

"dance, even if you have to warn others to get out of the way first."

"by the time you read this you've already read it."

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

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