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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

you don't know jack

i came across this picture and i was laughing so hard i had to change my depends. it reminded me of so many of my fun friends. this photo was taken when i lived with nat and i spent hours playing the computer game "you don't know jack." i absolutely loved that game. the peach, silky, nightie thingie was something i scored from my friend, jen. her grandma made it for her as a wedding present. seriously. apparently she didn't want great grand children. i hope her grandma doesn't check out this blog and find out that she gave it to me, but if she does she should know that i LOVED it. jen is a skinny mini who would have drowned in this thing. i, on the other hand, filled it out quite nicely. i miss that thing. anyway, this was a collage i made out of a graphic design book my evil teachers produced. i cut that thing up with a smile on my face. i know the photo is a bit revealing of my apparently black bra, but i hope it makes you smile. i did.

7 comments:

Autumn said...: I totally just had to change my Depends too!! Laughing so hard! That awesome peach nightie is cracking me up! I really hope that school doesn't prevent you from blogging because your blog makes me so happy!; January 6, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Kayela said...: Danelli Ruth, I saw you left a comment on Autumn blog so I totally had to blog stalk you. I hope you dont mind. What are you going back to school for? I call that 20 question game thing the devils toy because it is seriously possessed. How can it guess thing.; January 7, 2009 at 7:59 AM
Nat Heaton said...: Oh man do I remember that picture, that night gown and that green bra! MEMORIES!!!!! Thank you for the great laugh!; January 7, 2009 at 9:22 AM
Christin said...: Don't worry you can't even tell it's you. Funny pic.

Christin; January 7, 2009 at 9:32 AM
Cristy said...: Hilarious picture! I remember that nightie, too. I had no idea you got such good use out of it!; January 7, 2009 at 10:17 AM
Jen said...: Ok that was so funny. Grandma Z would be so proud! She's still making them, so just say the word and I could score you a new one. Love your blog--I'm at Lauren's parents house and I keep cracking up and they think I'm a wierdo. Thanks for the laughs!; January 8, 2009 at 11:10 AM
Kim said...: Danelle, I have been given several of those foxy nighties myself. Are you trying to say they aren't sexy? Oh, my goodness. I wish someone would have told me before--maybe I wouldn't have had trouble conceiving. You crack me up--hope you don't mind I blurked on your blog.; January 8, 2009 at 2:44 PM

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some quotes i find amusing

In a world full of Cheerios, be a Froot Loop!

I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no offspring.

i hope your eco-friendly status symbol doesn't smash into a poor, innocent tree.

a good workplace safety rule is to keep employees apart if their weight differs by 11,850 pounds and the heavier one has two prior murders.

women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. . .on broomsticks. we're flexible like that.

advice is a lot like deodorant, the people you most want to give it to are probably not going to use it anyway.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

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"you were meant for me. perhaps as a punishment."

"the only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you."

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"genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad."

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"the downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious."

"quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots."

"when you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. unless it's death by meteor."

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"clint black is a one man band. . .he'd give himself a hickie." -joan rivers about the annoying clint black

"no one feels as helpless as someone with a sick goldfish." -so true

"why doesn't he try to kick our ass at being a good person?" -jesse james to dennis rodman with love

“once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” -einstein (thanks trina!)

"it may be true that the early bird gets the worm, but have you ever stopped to consider that the early worm gets eaten?"

"there are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory."

"rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. nobody wants to read the small print in dreams."

"intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings."

"i've always wanted to be somebody, but i see now i should have been more specific."

"the first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."

"how old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?"

"when i was younger, i could remember anything, whether it had happened or not."

"some folks never exaggerate--they just remember big."

"if you're yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning."

"i don't want everyone to like me; i should think less of myself if some people did."

"don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."

"it's no fun doing nothing when you've got nothing to do."

"some people are a lot like slinkies. they don't really do much, but it puts a smile on your face when you see them tumble down a flight of stairs."

"tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic."

"scars are tattoos with better stories."

"i’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"the trouble with life is there’s no background music."

"light travels faster than sound, that’s why some people appear bright until they speak."

"people are seldom too busy to stop and tell you how busy they are."

"the sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up."

"deep down I’m a very shallow person."

"before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!"

"dance, even if you have to warn others to get out of the way first."

"by the time you read this you've already read it."

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

you don't know jack

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